Suk what?

January 16, 2007 at 4:05 am (Uncategorized)

In the mid 1980’s, 1986 to be exact, I was assigned to Special 
Operations Group 2 in NYC. Our primary function was to 
perform ground, subway and vehicle surveillances. Somehow, 
on this particular evening I found myself to be the team leader 
for a team of six agents. For approximately two weeks we had 
been following numerous health inspectors throughout the five 
boroughs. Their MO was to go into restaurants, hit the owners 
up for a $250 to $500 bribe and if not paid, they would find the 
restaurant unfit to operate and they would shut it down with a 
great big yellow placard being affixed to the door of the prob-
lematic business.
Well, on this particular evening we were following a pair of NYC 
health inspectors in Chinatown in lower Manhattan. The lead agent 
who was a female and a, good friend of mine, caught these two 
birds going into a Chinese Restaurant. She reported on the radio 
that they had entered the Suk Yo Dik restaurant. When I heard this 
I was flabbergasted. I called her on the radio and asked her to 
"Say again your last.”  She responded the Suk Yo Dik restaurant.  
I then asked her to spell it all out and she responded “Suk Yo Dik 
Restaurant.” I nearly had a conniption fit. The whole team had to 
drive by the restaurant to see for themselves. Sure enough, the two 
birds were out there affixing a yellow placard closing down the place.  
I could imagine the other surveillance agents who overheard this in 
the command post just jumping with glee and could visualize other 
agents nearly driving off the roads as there were laughing so mightily. 
Guess the two birds didn't get what they were looking for.

Don Goulet has moved his act here:
http://authortree.com/chesuncookpublishing

5 Comments

  1. brenda said,

    Ha!!!!

  2. Betty Dravis said,

    Being a moralist, I’ll overlook the restaurant’s name, but I’m laughing with all those dicks (isn’t that what they used to call coppers?).

    However, I think it’s very wrong for them to shut down a restaurant for not paying a bribe! As long as the restaurant was clean and sanitary, that’s against our great U.S. Constitution.

    Anyone daring enough to kick this soap box out from under me?

  3. brenda said,

    no, betty, that was the point, he was investigating corruption.

  4. Suk This said,

    Reminds me of the Chinese couple who had a baby with a mild form of retardation. Named him Sum Ting Wong.

  5. LaFlamme said,

    Not sure who you are, Suk This, but thanks for the link.

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