In the mid 1980’s, 1986 to be exact, I was assigned to Special
Operations Group 2 in NYC. Our primary function was to
perform ground, subway and vehicle surveillances. Somehow,
on this particular evening I found myself to be the team leader
for a team of six agents. For approximately two weeks we had
been following numerous health inspectors throughout the five
boroughs. Their MO was to go into restaurants, hit the owners
up for a $250 to $500 bribe and if not paid, they would find the
restaurant unfit to operate and they would shut it down with a
great big yellow placard being affixed to the door of the prob-
lematic business.
Well, on this particular evening we were following a pair of NYC
health inspectors in Chinatown in lower Manhattan. The lead agent
who was a female and a, good friend of mine, caught these two
birds going into a Chinese Restaurant. She reported on the radio
that they had entered the Suk Yo Dik restaurant. When I heard this
I was flabbergasted. I called her on the radio and asked her to
"Say again your last.” She responded the Suk Yo Dik restaurant.
I then asked her to spell it all out and she responded “Suk Yo Dik
Restaurant.” I nearly had a conniption fit. The whole team had to
drive by the restaurant to see for themselves. Sure enough, the two
birds were out there affixing a yellow placard closing down the place.
I could imagine the other surveillance agents who overheard this in
the command post just jumping with glee and could visualize other
agents nearly driving off the roads as there were laughing so mightily.
Guess the two birds didn't get what they were looking for.
Don Goulet has moved his act here:
http://authortree.com/chesuncookpublishing
brenda said,
January 16, 2007 at 10:15 am
Ha!!!!
Betty Dravis said,
January 16, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Being a moralist, I’ll overlook the restaurant’s name, but I’m laughing with all those dicks (isn’t that what they used to call coppers?).
However, I think it’s very wrong for them to shut down a restaurant for not paying a bribe! As long as the restaurant was clean and sanitary, that’s against our great U.S. Constitution.
Anyone daring enough to kick this soap box out from under me?
brenda said,
January 17, 2007 at 12:19 am
no, betty, that was the point, he was investigating corruption.
Suk This said,
January 21, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Reminds me of the Chinese couple who had a baby with a mild form of retardation. Named him Sum Ting Wong.
LaFlamme said,
January 21, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Not sure who you are, Suk This, but thanks for the link.